Warren Ellis says: "Don-Vin, also known as Hyper the Phenomenal, is ray gun wielding spaceman. He has a girlfriend named Winifred and is enemies with a woman named Dolores. He does not posses any known superpowers."

	I MUST HATE YOU, EH? (Points may be awarded OR DEDUCTED for additional use of "Disco The Boy Detective.")

I really though the description and the name were so ridiculous that it could only involve a horrible brat. there you go, then.